she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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