No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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