: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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