Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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