I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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