You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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