thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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