If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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