My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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