My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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