Your mouth is God's brothel.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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