i would punch a child for taco bell
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
