after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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