So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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