Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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