do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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