I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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