going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
