You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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