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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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