butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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