return my video game
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Actions speak louder than pants.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize