you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I pour the whiskey from now on
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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