I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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