Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
