that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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