Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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Terrible idea I love it
My feet surprised me
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