508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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