I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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