So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Randomize
