Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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