out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Hippo gnu deer
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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