need another drink. this is the easiest way
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
please don't ironically join a cult
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