he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
