Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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