i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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