its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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