I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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