tell your sister to shave her snatch
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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