Nicole vs. Life
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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