Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
There's even glitter on my cock...
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