i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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