There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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