You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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