the new term for farting is butt boxing.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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