Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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