So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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