we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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