she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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