I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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